There’s this newer show on Bravo aka one of my new “only-viewing these channels” channel. The others include: the History Channel, the Food Network, E! and, natch, my all-time favorite -or- “it could only happen this way in the movies” network, Hallmark. Well, those and pretty much ...

Sometimes life gives you lemons. Sometimes it gives you limes. Or Lyme disease. Snarky Patty alert: This past week did not go well for me, my friends. In fact, it’s been one that not only has been the absolute Stink-A-Palooza 2021, but also has been one I would not wish on anyone. Except ...

I can still remember it as if it happened this past Christmas. I know exactly where I was and what I was doing when I got the call from my niece / goddaughter / No. 1 girl-on-the-planet, Kelly Marie. “Aunt Patty, I need to tell you something…” her voice trailed off the phone for a ...

How was your week? Probably, like mine, a little wonky from the start, right? Let’s face it, whenever there’s a legal holiday that, in essence, causes Monday to become Sunday, the whole week is just off. You head back into the office feeling like it’s the day it should be, not the day ...

My fellow Americans: I’m not positive why I started things out that way this Independence Day. I guess it’s just that I’ve just always really, really wanted to say that, you know? Sounds so very presidential. Oh, I get it, I couldn’t be further from being an even remotely electable ...

I’m not afraid of them as a species, per say. I mean, some of them are quite remarkable. Elegant, glorious, beautiful — majestic, even. Then there are the other cretins. Sinister. Dirty. Creepy. Freaking scary to the core, yo. I mean, let’s be real. You can call them Aves as a ...