We are all creatures of habit. This I know and really, have written about on more than one occasion. It’s been approximately 943 times. OK fine, I’m exaggerating. I’m a humor columnist though, so it’s sort of a license to “borrow ideas,” you see? In fact, allow me to ...

You know it, I know it and the American people know it. Or at least that’s what the late great Bob Dole, a World War II hero, senator and eventual Republican presidential candidate, used to always say. With respect to his legacy and memory, I say again: You know it, I know it and the ...

There are a lot of things that we old geezers do that today’s young whippersnappers would never comprehend. I don’t mean to dis millennials, et al; it’s just that some of these facts are, well, factual. • Writing letters to send in the mail. No, I don’t mean emails or ...

Recently, I felt the need to validate my love for the summer season. Oh, you winter lovers, calm down. I’ll give you top billing come December, a’ight? As always, I may or may not be using my friends’ and family members’ real names, just in case they offered something completely off ...

It’s an age-old conundrum, really. The greatest philosophers of all time have likely pondered it. I’m certain it’s been an age-old conundrum, to be sure. In fact, it may have been part of the reason we left Britain to start our own country, y’all. A’ight, maybe not. But with ...

Everyone knows that some things never go out of style. The black cocktail dress. A little red Corvette. Your mom’s homemade chocolate chip cookies. What? Are you really telling me they AREN’T on your list of things to take with you on a deserted (or perhaps desserted, if you bring the ...