I was chatting with my bella cousin Mary Ann recently. Oh, bella means beautiful, for y’all non-Italians, BT dubs.
Anyway, my cugina (come on now, you can figure that one out on your own, no?) and I were waxing nostalgic, philosophical, political and flipping hysterical as we laughed and ...
I’ve learned a lot of stuff in my 53 years circling the sun.
Some of it really, really helpful. Some of it I immediately filed into the BFI dumpster, yo.
But most of it accumulated over the last 26 years, since I married that cute boy with the adorable smile on Sept. 2, 1995.
When you live ...
You know what’s really cool about finding a mouse in your house?
Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zip. Niente — that would be Italian for nuttin’.
I know, I know. People think mice are cute. You know, because they’re all furry and fuzzy and squeaky.
Plus, they’ve got those adorably ...
The thing about sending your kid back to college after spending an extended spring / summer / COVID break with him is... well, I don’t wanna.
Loud, exaggerated HMPF. Er, maybe even supersonic SIGH.
OK, fine, big old snotty SNIFF. All right, ya got me already — heaving SOBS of sadness, ...
It’s funny how brave the humans are sometimes. And when I say brave, I am, of course, being snarky as snot.
Wait, can snot be snarky? Hmm.
How about slimy as snot? Slippery as snot? Stinky as snot? BAM. I’m totally being stinky as snot.
My main point is this:
There is many an ...
It was a good, long run.
Most people don’t have even half the time we had together.
If I’m being honest, I knew the day would come that we’d be separated ... that we would lose contact entirely and that one, sad, cold, lonely day, er, in August, as it turns out, that it would be ...