It’s funny how, when you’re young, you want to get old.
I mean, you do. It’s natural, really. The humans have even made feature films about it. “Big,” starring a very young Tom Hanks back in 1988, was the story about a 12-year-old boy who, impatient to become an adult after being ...
It happened so distantly,
That injustice on Golgotha
But not an Easter goes by
When we don’t relieve the drama.
From the Sunday before
When the crowds raised palms
And sent up “Hurrahs!”
And praised high and long.
But as the week unfolded
He calmly went about
The work ...
Do you know any of those humans who are really great at everything?
You know, they try their hand — make that feet — at soccer and excel. Then they use those feet to run track a few years later and qualify for junior high champs. All the while, they’ve been intermittently swimming and ...
A million years ago when pterodactyls filled the sky and PK first started working in print, I wrote many types of articles: human interest pieces, one-day travel features, health reports and my all-time fave — reviews.
Mostly, they were about local theatrical productions. I must admit to ...
I recently celebrated another full, personal revolution around the sun.
In PK years, I’m 51.
Which means, I am officially older than: Fla-Vor-Ice, Sesame Street, Tic Tacs, PBS (for some reason, that one really smarts), Scooby Doo (zoinks!), Funyuns (remember those yummy, crunchy ...
It happened last Wednesday.
It was roughly 5:30 p.m., just about the time for a full day’s worth — make that a half week’s worth — of frustration to come spilling out. Literally.
I was indignantly shutting down my computer and clearing off my desk following a particularly tough ...
St. Patrick’s Day means a lot of different things to a wide assortment of humans ’round the globe. Yeah, that’s what I said.
According to an article by The Business Insider last fall, the celebration is a worldwide one. Historians Mike Cronin and Daryl Adair report that it is celebrated ...
You can’t make this stuff up.
I’ve always wondered why people say that? People make stuff up all the time.
Liars. Fiction novelists. Film authors. Politicians (oh, sorry, I already covered that in the first mention). Actors. Teachers. Parents. Teenagers caught sneaking in after curfew. ...
Remember the show “Dragnet”? Wikipedia does:
“Dragnet is an American radio, television and motion-picture series enacting the cases of a dedicated Los Angeles police detective Sgt. Joe Friday and his partners.”
It debuted in 1951, ran for eight years, then came back in 1967 for a ...
Here we are, the last Sunday in February — aka, Oscar Night.
As everyone knows by now, this evening in the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will honor the best films (and their writers, directors, actors, et al) of 2018 as they present the 91st ...
Presidents Day — that perfect time to reflect on the amazing accomplishments achieved by the late, great U.S. Presidents George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, among others.
It’s an ideal opportunity to venerate their courage, their integrity, their commitment to the development of this ...
Remember when you were a little kid and you had to make your Valentine’s Day box? Sure you do.
Every year, school children from kindergarten (I guess I’m so old that I was pre-preschool?) through about sixth grade, I guess, would have to make a special receptacle for the dozens of tiny ...
You know when Sulley and Mike get banished from the institute in Monsters Inc.? That’s how I feel every February.
Just like I’ve been ripped from any semblance of warmth, hearth and, frankly, joy and dropped into... well, The Himalayas. #IDontDoColdWell
But add the fiendish phenomenon ...
I’d love to tell you a little bit about my favorite suitcase. It’s a red, expandable carry-on piece made by, er, Protege, I believe.
It’s 21 inches tall and about 9 inches deep — um, I think.
It has those handy-dandy, deep, stretchy pockets and foldaway zipper compartments that are ...
It’s a label I’ve carried with me for some time. Most of my life, actually. Well, at least since I was old enough to talk — and understand what the humans around me were saying when they conversed, too.
Chatty Patty spoke early, I’m told. Guess I’ve always had lots to say? Hee. I ...
Everyone who knows me knows that PK is a lover, not a fighter.
In fact, I like to think of myself as a pretty OK Homo sapien; I hope most of the other ones in my little spot on the globe concur.
I try to be easy-going, tolerant, compassionate, kind of heart, and grateful and giving. Natch, ...
The humans really hate change. They just do. They fight it like a toddler with his naptime or a teenager with her curfew or Floyd Mayweather with um, pretty much anything.
It’s an unfortunate truth that we just don’t handle conversions, adjustments, and / or transformations well, as a ...
What a great word.
I mean, few others in the English language can, in one little syllable, convey so much depth of emotion and range of feelings.
It’s almost synonymous with Monday mornings or 5 p.m. meetings or dentist visits, no?
It sure as shootin’ captures the ...
’Twas two days before Christmas
And all through my mind
Was a list of to-dos
Like a mountain to climb.
There I was in the kitchen
With Monnie at my feet
Me cooking like a fiend,
She awaiting fallen treats.
With Kyle swimming at practice
And Kerry leaving in his truck
I remember the first time I opened Kerry’s freezer when we were dating. I’m not sure how long we had been going out when I felt comfortable doing so but it was likely after a few months, I’d imagine.
What I saw nearly ended our courtship before it officially began. The mental imagery ...