I’d love to tell you a little bit about my favorite suitcase. It’s a red, expandable carry-on piece made by, er, Protege, I believe.
It’s 21 inches tall and about 9 inches deep — um, I think.
It has those handy-dandy, deep, stretchy pockets and foldaway zipper compartments that are ...
It’s a label I’ve carried with me for some time. Most of my life, actually. Well, at least since I was old enough to talk — and understand what the humans around me were saying when they conversed, too.
Chatty Patty spoke early, I’m told. Guess I’ve always had lots to say? Hee. I ...
Everyone who knows me knows that PK is a lover, not a fighter.
In fact, I like to think of myself as a pretty OK Homo sapien; I hope most of the other ones in my little spot on the globe concur.
I try to be easy-going, tolerant, compassionate, kind of heart, and grateful and giving. Natch, ...
The humans really hate change. They just do. They fight it like a toddler with his naptime or a teenager with her curfew or Floyd Mayweather with um, pretty much anything.
It’s an unfortunate truth that we just don’t handle conversions, adjustments, and / or transformations well, as a ...
What a great word.
I mean, few others in the English language can, in one little syllable, convey so much depth of emotion and range of feelings.
It’s almost synonymous with Monday mornings or 5 p.m. meetings or dentist visits, no?
It sure as shootin’ captures the ...
’Twas two days before Christmas
And all through my mind
Was a list of to-dos
Like a mountain to climb.
There I was in the kitchen
With Monnie at my feet
Me cooking like a fiend,
She awaiting fallen treats.
With Kyle swimming at practice
And Kerry leaving in his truck
I remember the first time I opened Kerry’s freezer when we were dating. I’m not sure how long we had been going out when I felt comfortable doing so but it was likely after a few months, I’d imagine.
What I saw nearly ended our courtship before it officially began. The mental imagery ...
Nineteen years and three days ago, the world got a whole lot brighter, yo.
And not just mine. #ThisKidsGoingPlaces
But for my husband and me, that’s when the son — er, sun — came to rest over our little casa. His name is Kyle.
Yep, that bundle arrived in dramatic fashion circa 1999, ...
Remember back in the good old days when AI was simply a reference to two of the five (and sometimes six) vowels in the consonant-heavy English alphabet?
These days, those two little vowels are weighing down on humanity like a sumo wrestler on an all-you-can-eat buffet, you dig?
Well, this is it.
The last Sunday in November.
In the Catholic church, we take note of this particular one as the last Sunday in “ordinary time.”
As if poor November hasn’t been through enough already from all that overshadowing by its adjacent months with their flashy holidays that ...
Thanksgiving. That poor, put-upon little holiday that gets lost amid the scary creepiness of Halloween and the lights, glitz and glorious splendor of Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and the other winter holidays.
Poor little old, neglected, practically skipped-over, ...
Remember when you were a little kid and one (or more) of your grandparents would talk about never sleeping?
For me, it was my paternal grandmother, my Nonna.
“No, I never sleep. One or two hours a night is all I need,” she’d say.
Wait. What? What homo sapien could survive on such ...
The meaning of life. Hmm.
No shortage of theories out there. Everybody from Einstein to Col. Sanders has offered opinions on the great mystery of human existence.
Who’s to say which concept is right? Well, that one Big Guy, but He’s sorta letting us try to figure things out down here ...
I’m no perfect person, yo. Clearly.
I make more gaffes, blunders and mistakes than “Sex and the City’s” Carrie Bradshaw has Jimmy Choos in her oversized walk-in closet, you dig?
It’s just that even a dunderhead like me knows that you don’t steal. Like anything. Ever.
It’s a ...
I know that convenience doesn’t come without a price.
Need something from Waterford Crystal overnight for a Saturday wedding ’cause you got sidetracked and never grabbed the vase at the mall and now it is out of stock? #ItHappens
You can drive 10 1/2 hours, round trip (assuming you can ...
Well, Toto, it certainly wasn’t a trip to Kansas. Or Oz, either, although I’m pretty sure they have their own version of the Lollipop Guild there. Hmm.
Nope, it was a quick weekend getaway to the Mile High City.
(Note: That second word is a hint to the type of suckers commonly found in ...
Maybe it’s because one of my favorite television programs, AMC’s spooky sci-fi drama “The Walking Dead,” returns from it’s LONG midseason break tonight. #TWD
Or maybe it’s because, within the first few episodes of its resumption, TWD will promptly kill off its main character, Rick ...
I’m sure you have seen it. It’s that commercial for KIND brand nutrition bars that opens with the voiceover: “Some people confuse nice with kind.”
It goes on to promote the “virtues” of their nature snack as opposed to synthetic shortcomings in the ingredients of other brands. ...
Sure, I am aware that the name Patricia is derived from Old English and means “noble.” I might argue that the root source could and should, in fact, be traced to Emerald Isle origins. I’m Irish, sue me.
Lest we forget that the original ruling class in ancient Rome (my other half!) was ...
There is an old joke about having a life goal to someday weigh as much as it says I do on my driver’s license.
I am an old girl, so I know a lot of old jokes. #50
Either way, the average homo sapien stretches the boundaries of truth when it comes to certain DL declarations.
In fact, we ...