If I live to be 100, I will never understand (fill in the blank). How many times have we heard — or uttered — that phrase? Right. About a bazillion and a half, give or take. And I can’t help but notice that a majority of this contingent of concern falls under a certain category of ...

Have you ever noticed that we humans tend to do things that, well, sorta don’t make a whole heckuva lot of sense? When we’re scared, for instance, a decent amount of us start with, you know, the breathing. Well, I mean, naturally, we all breathe all the time. Obvi. Sheesh! But I ...

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Patty Kimerer was unable to complete this week’s column. Instead, we bring you this Classic Kimerer first published Sept. 21, 2014. I’ve never been one to complain about getting older. Well, not seriously, anyway. I mean, the aging process is, as they ...

Hello, pals. Have any of you applied for a job recently? No? Tricky business, my friends. It’s not like the old days. You know, send in a resume, cross your fingers, and pray for a phone call. OK fine, maybe I still do that. Whatever. Job hunting is now a sport. Literally. In fact, ...

Remember getting sent to bed as a child because your parents wanted to watch a “grownup movie?” Or because the adults were going to play a “mature” card game? As if kids can’t figure out poker? I suppose, maybe back in the day it was considered too shady or something? Please. ...

It’s been four years since Geoffrey the Giraffe beckoned us all to be “Toys R Us” kids. Sorry, folks, I don’t have a backwards “R” on my keypad. Truth be told, the reversed letter always truly bugged me. Why? Oh, I dunno. Call me kooky but I’m sort of not a fan of teaching ...