Jesus of Nazareth visits the Pentagon
PENTAGON FRONT DESK: Hello. Can I help you? JESUS OF NAZARETH: Hello, my child. I am Jesus of Nazareth, here for my 10:30 appointment with Elbridge Colby, the undersecretary of defense. FRONT DESK: OK, sure. Hold on a second. He’s just finishing up with someone right now. (Out walks Mother Teresa. The door slams behind her.) COLBY, FROM INSIDE THE OFFICE: And stay out! FRONT DESK: Sounds like he’s ready. Go on in. (Jesus enters.) JESUS: Greetings, my child. Peace be upon you. COLBY: Peace? That’s exactly what we need to talk about. JESUS: You want to discuss ...