Ah, February. No matter if you pronounce it — feb-BROO-ari (the correct way, BT Dubs) or feb-YOO-ari (like Yogi Bear might refer to it) — there are some absolutely stellar things about this little monthette, so to speak. I mean, this is that one month of the year that is technically the ...

Editor’s note: Due to a glitch in technology (“My cyber dog ate my column”), we present this Classic Kimerer from Feb. 10, 2019. Remember when you were a little kid and you had to make your Valentine’s Day box? Sure you do. Every year, school children from kindergarten (I guess I’m ...

Editor’s note: This Classic Kimerer column originally ran Feb. 1, 2004. Ah, February, that short month filled with all those fabulous days. Groundhog Day, Valentine’s Day, Presidents Day and, this year, Leap Day. It’s a little known fact that today, actually, is ...

I don’t love Donald Trump. Then again, I don’t hate Donald Trump. And, for the love of all that is holy, I certainly would never even entertain the thought of ANSWERING the question: “Did you vote for Donald Trump?” Even I’M not that simple. Sheesh! Take him or leave him, it ...

Have you ever had one of those days when your get-up-and-go is too pooped to even have got-up-and went? Truth be told, that phrase has always driven me a little bonkers since the grammar itself also appears to have left the building, capisce? Words folks like yours truly don’t appreciate ...

After years and years of successfully avoiding it, I reluctantly jumped on a bandwagon that should have ridden noisily and with great fanfare into the sunset without me. Speaking of sunsets, mine turned out to look like the autumn sky — if it had suddenly turned a murky orange shade and ...