DEAR EDITOR:

Without further ado, I would like to thank President Joe Biden for his wise decision to step aside, passing the baton of the candidacy for Commander-in-Chief to the invigorating vice president, Kamala Harris, though it fell in line as Hobson’s choice. Being president she will carry on the fight for climate change.

It’s true! It’s true! The crown has made it clear, The climate must be perfect all the year. A law was made a distant moon ago here: July and August cannot be too hot, And there’s a legal limit to the snow here — In Camelot. The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot, By order, summer lingers through September — In Camelot. Camelot! Camelot!

I know it sounds a bit bizarre, But in Camelot, Camelot, that’s how conditions are.

The rain may never fall till after sundown. By eight, the morning fog must disappear. In short, there’s simply not, A more congenial spot, For happily-ever-aftering, than here in Camelot.

I know it gives a person pause, But in Camelot, Camelot, those are the legal laws. The snow may never slush upon the hillside, By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear, In short, there’s simply not, A more congenial spot, For happily-ever-aftering, than here in Camelot.

PAUL R. LAWSON

McDonald