Tribune Chroniclehttp://www.tribtoday.comTop Headlinesen-usWed, 1 Jul 2015 21:06:32 EDTWed, 1 Jul 2015 21:06:32 EDT'll stall when I get around to it, I've got this column to write. I know because my calendar shows it's deadline. Again. Just like every week. Consistently meeting a steady deadline fosters discipline. So I'm told. Usually by the people waiting for my column to show up.Sun, 28 Jun 2015 00:00:00 EDTTrapped in the thrift store! I'm being held captive in a thrift store! By my wife. We pulled into the lot an hour or two ago. I thought we were going out for burgers and fries. I distinctly remember the words "burgers" and "fries.Sun, 21 Jun 2015 00:00:00 EDTMarriage in America YORK - Through two decades of debate on whether America's gays and lesbians should have the right to marry, opponents of such unions depicted their resistance as "defense of marriage.Sun, 7 Jun 2015 00:00:00 EDTBirthday baa-baas bless Burt's bride her birthday, my sweet wife asked for only one thing - a gas-powered weed trimmer. "Seriously? One of those noisy, smelly, heavy tools you use to knock down high weeds while standing in a ditch?" Terry nodded enthusiastically. "Exactl.Sun, 7 Jun 2015 00:00:00 EDTDodging dinosaur chickens are building dinosaurs from chickens. Seriously. I studied enough cheesy horror movies in my youth to know to be frightened.Sun, 31 May 2015 00:00:00 EDT