Tribune Chronicle, 30 Jul 2016 01:11:17 EDTSat, 30 Jul 2016 01:11:17 EDT on the hump still offers blessings, friends, it has finally happened. My life has come full circle. This I know for certain because I'm back on the hump.Sun, 24 Jul 2016 00:00:00 EDTChildhood illness brings out only true friends kind of forgot about it until last week. The pain, the rejection, the isolation. I was totally exiled; an outcast. Shudder. I speak of the time when, at age 26, I came down with a case of chicken pox. That's what I said.Sun, 17 Jul 2016 00:00:00 EDTHere's looking at you, Big Type checked out library books from the Large Print section. On purpose. The times and the eyes, they are a-changin'. As is where I do my book browsing. I used to chuckle at old people who took off their glasses to see. Senility setting in, I figured.Sun, 17 Jul 2016 00:00:00 EDTBest friends make epic zombie film, R.I. - Two best friends from Rhode Island are living their dream of making an epic zombie movie and becoming celebrities. Sam Suchmann and Mattie Zufelt, both 20, have Down syndrome.Sun, 17 Jul 2016 00:00:00 EDTGramps groans at mention of missed midlife crisis missed the exit ramp for Midlife Crisis Avenue. I got stuck in traffic and zipped right on down Life's Highway, and never slowed down until my tire blew out at Senior Moments Crossroads. Pardon the motorized metaphors.Sun, 26 Jun 2016 00:00:00 EDT