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chuck norris killed gadhafi!!!!

WASHINGTON - Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with Libyan rebels, has killed Muammar Gaddafi! According to reports inside the compound Norris tackled three of Gaddafi’s guards and grabbed Gaddafi by the collar at the same time. They wrestled on the ground, with Norris jumping to his feet and delivering hundreds of roundhouse kicks, but then Gaddafi’s men released some wild pit bulls and Norris had to fight them off as well – with his bare hands. This would have been easy, if he wasn’t fighting off the flamethrowers at the same time. “He was also hit in his head,” the official said about Norris. ” But Norris kept coming and punched Gaddafi a number of times, then he finally jumped up, grabbed a nearby chandelier, did a triple flip, grabbed a gun out of the hand of rebel. He couldn’t get a direct shot at Gaddafi, but he shot against a metal door, perfectly planning the ricochet, which then hit Gaddafi directly in the head.”


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