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Kim Jong Il vs Santa Claus

In his boldest move yet, Kim Jong Il has threatened to shoot down Santa Claus if he drops presents inside of their border. "We will wipe out his sleigh and reindeer from the earth if he drops presents too close to our border", said Kim in a statement delivered on Christmas Eve. The rhetoric continued with Kim stating that he believed that Rudolph the red nosed reindeer actually had a nuclear bomb in his nose and that the US and South Korea were trying to destroy Korea under the guise of gifts and goodwill, "a modern day Trojan horse", Kim said. Kim further commented that he still hopes that Santa drops some gifts for the North Koreans outside of the border, as he looks forward to the jammies and Skeletor action figure that he asked for. LOL! Merry Christmas!


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