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E.T. can’t top weirdos of planet Earth

Humor: BURT'S EYE VIEW

May 11, 2014
By BURTON COLE - Assistant Metro Editor , Tribune Chronicle

I've never been beamed aboard a UFO. Never once was I kidnapped by extraterrestrials.

 
 
 

 

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