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Some old questions ring in new year

Humor: BURT'S EYE VIEW

December 29, 2013
By BURTON COLE - Assistant Metro Editor , Tribune Chronicle | TribToday.com

So what do batteries run on? Why do the instructions never state, ''Open over there?" Come to think of it, how do instructions know we're ''here'' and not "there?"

 
 

 

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