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Insults take away injuries of shopping

Humor: BURT'S EYE VIEW

December 8, 2013
By BURTON W. COLE - Assistant Metro Editor (burtseyeview@tribtoday.com) , Tribune Chronicle | TribToday.com

It's December and the gift-buying season keeps me hopping. It takes a lot of effort to make sure I have insulted, ignored or otherwise jilted every person I know. Otherwise, I'd have to go shopping for gifts.

 
 
 

 

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