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Fatheads fail health, but big butts rule

Humor: "BURT'S EYE VIEW"

April 24, 2011
By BURTON COLE - Assistant Metro Editor (bcole@tribtoday.com) , Tribune Chronicle | TribToday.com

I may weigh in on the, uh, "sturdy" side of bodily heft and form, but at least my mind remains a sleek machine of streamlined brilliance.

 
 
 

 

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