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The voice speaks louder than words

May 2, 2010 I was deep in the middle of some Very Important Business on the computer when I heard Terry sing out ‘‘Gahhh! Uhhh! Uhhh!’’ from the other room. more »»

Unlocking doors and life’s mysteries

April 25, 2010 He aimed his key fob at the door and thumbed the ‘‘unlock’’ button. The door wouldn’t open. Annoyed, my buddy ‘‘Hank’’ pointed again and pressed harder. Nothing. more »»

Learning to be socially inactive

April 18, 2010 Thanks to social networking, I’ve been catching up with old friends. And by "old," I mean people who remember when sending a message involved paper and a postage stamp. more »»

Putting those pesky pets in their place

April 11, 2010 Jay brought home a bunch of goldfish for his boy only to discover that their favorite hobby was dying off. ‘‘The next time,’’ he said, ‘‘I’m using the toilet as a fish bow. more »»

What language is she speaking?

April 4, 2010 Spouses are couples separated by a common language. Just yesterday as we were taking our walk, Terry was prattling on about something or other when I remembered an important message. more »»

Boys play a fool’s game

March 28, 2010 I pushed back the blankets to find my pajamas littered with little, black spiders. ‘‘Ollie!’’ I yelled. more »»

What will they stink of next?

March 21, 2010 Play-Doh is the sweetest smell in the world this side of chocolate. But it never occurred to me to wear it as a cologne. more »»

Dressing for a happy wedding

March 14, 2010 For years, I managed to dress myself. Then I married a consultant. Getting dressed has become an adventure. more »»

Beer-guzzling cows make it udderly clear milk is better

March 7, 2010 EDITOR’S NOTE: Cole is taking a well-undeserved vacation. So in anticipation of St. Patrick’s Day, we rerun this Cole Classic from March 19, 2000: I drink milk. Lots of it. more »»

Health food may be hazardous

February 28, 2010 Lately, I have been suffering through a nasty anomaly known in layman’s terms as ‘‘healthy eating.’’ I think it’s going to kill me. more »»

Biathlon, it’s a sport; dancing, not so much

February 21, 2010 Fed up with watching the XXI Winter Games, my brother-in-law Dave groused, ‘‘Most of these Olympic ‘sports’ are just a cross between a beauty pageant and a dog show. more »»

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe: Catch a tiger in the snow

February 14, 2010 I had meant to stay at Cousin Ollie’s only one night, but a snowbelt blizzard buried the roads and nearly everything else, holding me captive for day. more »»

Why are men so advanced? It’s the ‘Y’

February 7, 2010 Men are evolving faster than women. Hey, I’m not making this up. It’s science. Personally, I think there’s plenty of evidence to support thi. more »»

Winter freezes tunes in brain

January 31, 2010 The winter doldrums tax us with a multitude of ailments — blahs, colds, flu, cold pale skin that would cheer considerably if flown to Florida, etc. more »»

Hang up, my pocket’s on hold

January 24, 2010 I have a growing collection of photos of the inside of my pants pocket. I don’t mean to. It’s one of those technology things. more »»

Whatfore is the sense in The Bard’s language?

January 17, 2010 Whyfore didn’t I know? And howfore did I get involved? The error in fact — if, in factfore it was an error — was printed on another news site in another stat. more »»

Turn the page – if there is one

January 10, 2010 I am writing a book. As are about 80 percent of the people I know, so that’s not the unusual part. more »»

‘You see, but you do not observe’

January 3, 2010 I was talking to my wife on the phone when the woman walked in. ‘‘Wow!’’ I exclaimed. ‘‘Chris changed her hair. more »»

Warning: This column may cause chuckling

December 27, 2009 Using cell phones causes brain cancer. Or maybe not. True or false, one legislator wants the warning sign plastered on the device. more »»

Dinner at the Cap’n’s table

December 20, 2009 Cap’n Crunch and I are men ahead of our time. Or behind it. I’m not sure which. When I was a bachelor, I ate breakfast cereal for supper most nights. more »»



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