Summertime: Living is easy, the cotton is knee-high
July 6, 2014 There must have been a reason for all of those knee-high cotton tube socks in the ’80s. more »»
Million-dollar ideas for the price of one newspaper!
June 29, 2014 Everybody has their get-rich-quick scheme. A concept that is their ticket to stardom. An invention that will change the world. Some million-dollar idea. more »»
It’s time for the spring gremlins to come out and play
June 22, 2014 As I write this column from a barely functioning 10-year-old PC (barely functioning not from lack of care mind you but from the unforgiving operating system expiration) with no Internet (thanks to... more »»
Escape on an exotic getaway to the sock-drawer sea
June 15, 2014 Even though “Cosmos” is over (and I am not yet done referring to it endlessly), I will refer to one of its delightful elements: the cosmic calenda. more »»
Beware the cheesy triangles of the Illuminati pizza cult
June 8, 2014 I recently hurt my ankle. No biggie, but it was enough that I needed a day off it on a sofa with some Netflix. Totally kicking and screaming, of cours. more »»
You won’t believe the miracle fruit secrets of this column!
June 1, 2014 The Internet is a trap, and we are its prey. We know this. Or, we should know this. more »»
Boomerang karma: A story of habitual car key neglect
May 25, 2014 If you love something, let it go; it will return to you. I am straight-up abusing this concept. more »»