Men are evolving faster than women. Hey, I’m not making this up. It’s science. Personally, I think there’s plenty of evidence to support this. I suspect, for example, that the new dip-and-drive ketchup tubs were invented by a guy with our advancing chromosomes. More on those and other great guy inventions later. Chromosomes, as you would know from biology class had you not been reading the copy of Spider-Man you sneaked inside your notebook, are teeny tiny squiggles inside of cells that determine if a baby will grow up to be a dork. (It was a good issue of Spider-Man, wasn’t it?) No, wait, I remember now. Chromosomes come in pairs and determine a person’s gender. We each have an X chromosome. Girls have a second X while boys have a Y. One of my biology teachers said, ‘‘See, women are perfectly balanced, neat and harmonious. Then one day, a leg of one chromosome snapped off, collapsing all symmetry and sense, and that’s how men were created.’’ My biology teacher was bitte.